rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

(via gnarly)

everyday-awkward:

I had a sign in my room that said “laugh” but the ‘L’ and the ‘A’ fell off and now it only says “ugh” and thats just perfect

(via gnarly)

date:

pizza is an acceptable meal at all times of the day

(Fonte: date, via gnarly)

donnacabonna:

*sees person approaching elevator* *clicks closing door button*

(via gnarly)

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(Fonte: grossmidousuji, via gnarly)

  • teacher: where's your homework
  • me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar

nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

(via viria)

alt-j:

ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does

(via tessajem)