mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

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My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

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is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

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